My first thoughts were: Not bad!
There was some bitterness here and some vaguely hoppy aromatics and flavours but it was more of a synthetic tasting hops flavour, as though it had been poured from a neon green hop concentrate. Oh, wait.
I remember thinking, “There are worse beers than this available on the market for more money.”
But then I also remembered that that’s not really a reason to drink something.
The beer had a vaguely metallic aftertwang (new word alert) that reminded me of pennies and I decided that simply being better than some other beers isn’t enough to suffer through drinking a beer you don’t like.
I finished half a glass and dumped it.