Haiku reviews is a feature wherein I invoke the brief and impressionistic style of poetry to devote exactly 17 syllables to reviewing a beer.
Half Hours on Earth’s Micro Threat
Dusk fell on the park.
She offered me a Sweet Tart,
And we said goodbye.
What they have to say: Uh, not much, actually. But it’s a 3.5% tart brett grisette.
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