Seven Ontario beers reviewed in haiku form

Mango Saison

I‘m going to level with you. It has happened on occasion that I find myself the recipient of a free beer or two.

I know I rather publicly denounced the practice of giving away free beer once, but that was in instances where breweries were clearly providing incentives to licensees so that they would  sell their beer, and in this instance it involves me getting the free beer, so it’s totally different…

Having said that, I’m not unaware that the folks who are nice enough to drop off beer for me are often hoping for a little social media love in exchange and it’s often the case that I don’t provide the goods. This can happen for a number of reasons.  Sometimes I keep my mouth shut about beer I don’t love, adhering to the old “it’s better to say nothing at all” adage for the odd time a generally good brewery strikes out.  Sometimes I honestly just like a beer so much that I guzzle it down before I remember to take some notes. And sometimes I just plain forget. Continue reading “Seven Ontario beers reviewed in haiku form”

Checking in on Toronto’s food event culture from the Samuel Adams pavilion

*I received financial compensation for this post. 

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This past weekend I got to be part of a small group of media folks who previewed the beer and pop-up food lineup at AwesTRUCK, the annual awards ceremony that celebrates the best in food trucks. Actually, we did a preview before the official preview, because “preview before the preview” is kind of like the new “party after the after party” and I’m super cool and hip like that, YOLO, etc.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love a good food truck and this event–the largest gathering of food trucks in Canada ever!–is not without its obvious draws (Hello CHURROS!), but frankly, until someone figures out a way to pour beer out of the side of their truck, I’m generally not all that interested in spending too much time dining next to a vehicle. Thankfully though, the organizers of AwesTRUCK recognized that no outdoor event is complete without adult beverages and opted to plop a sizable beer tent Samuel Adams Pavilion in the middle of the Garrison Commons at Fort York where the event took place. Naturally, given the rain and my barely restrained functional alcoholism, I stayed in the tent while I was there. Continue reading “Checking in on Toronto’s food event culture from the Samuel Adams pavilion”

The best part of a beer event is leaving it

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Perhaps this makes me a shitty beer nerd, but I don’t really love beer events.

Don’t get me wrong, I think the intent of most beer events is admirable. They typically opt to bring a selection of beer together that wouldn’t otherwise be available, they bring beer industry folks and beer fans together to discuss beer, and they generally serve to promote the craft beer scene.

All good things, undoubtedly.

The problem is that they’re virtually never a great beer-drinking experience. And while all the other things I listed above are great, I think we can all agree that the best part about beer is just fucking drinking it.

But at beer events, there’s a lot that gets in the way of the act of just fucking drinking it. First, there’s usually tokens, or tickets, or buttons, or fur trading, or some other strange in-between currency that you have to buy in order to get your beer.

This is virtually always irritating. Continue reading “The best part of a beer event is leaving it”

Budweiser Crown: So how’s the beer?

Budweiser Crown

As you’ve probably noticed, Budweiser is currently undertaking a fairly aggressive ad campaign to get the word out about their new product, Budweiser Crown–which, for some reason is called Budweiser Black Crown in the US. Part of that advertising and marketing campaign involved getting some beers (along with a bitching wooden box, a glass, and some malt) out to beer writers. Accordingly, last night, once again, I found myself drinking Budweiser.

Now, if you read my beer ranting with any sort of frequency, you’ll know I tend to view things through a very micro- vs. macrobrewer lens and that I typically see most things that big brewers do as a soulless, robotic, money-fueled machine’s attempt to destroy all that is good and pure in the world of beer. Continue reading “Budweiser Crown: So how’s the beer?”

What to Drink This Week: The French 75 (aka The Southampton)

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This installment of “What to Drink This Week” features a drink that for me is a summer time staple. It’s supposed to feel like close to 30 degrees today, and I’m sure that won’t last, so why not try to squeeze out a little more summer with a cocktail today before we all hunker down for the winter with dark beer, brown liquor, and German erotica….er, just me?

Anyway, this is a summer drink I thought I invented–but most certainly didn’t.

The beverage is technically the French 75, though my version is modified slightly and rechristened The Southampton. 

Both beverages are a ridiculously potent mix of champagne or proseco and gin.

The French 75 was so named because the act of having a few is not unlike the feeling of being assaulted by the French 75mm light field gun, arguably the first piece of modern artillery, capable of  delivering 15 rounds-per-minute (which was not bad when facing an enemy with bolt-action rifles in 1897). Continue reading “What to Drink This Week: The French 75 (aka The Southampton)”

Kensington Brewing Company’s Tilt: So how’s the beer?

The picture is tilted. Get it?
The picture is tilted. Get it?

First, it should be noted that when I heard the Kensington Brewing Company was going to be doing a hoppy wheat beer, it wasn’t a tough sell for me. It’s a style I’ve become just short of obsessed with this summer so, when I received a press release announcing the beer, a 4.4% hoppy wheat beer one-off, I’m not even sure I finished reading the email before I responded with something akin to “Me want.”

Luckily for me, the folks at KBCo were happy to oblige and a short while later a friendly gent on a scooter came to greet me with a sample ahead of the beer’s slated Toronto Beer Week release at Toronto bars 3030, Get Well, and “other participating pinball bars in Toronto.” Continue reading “Kensington Brewing Company’s Tilt: So how’s the beer?”

Northwinds Brewery: So how’s the beer?

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A week ago, I profiled up and coming Collingwood-based brewery Northwinds for blogTO. At that time, details about where to get the beer as well as information about what the heck it would actually taste like were not yet available to me. Well, now they are! Here’s a brief review of their first beer, Corduroy Rye IPA, and some details about where to get yours ASAP.

The beer I tried was from a bottle that I’m told was slightly less carbonated than the version that’s ended up getting kegged, which is likely a good thing since this beer poured a nice, cloudy, chestnut amber colour but had a decidedly thin white head–a far cry from the frothy image I stole from their website for my blogTO post.  Continue reading “Northwinds Brewery: So how’s the beer?”

UPDATE: Please revisit the issue of retail alcohol sales: An open letter to Ontario’s Minister of Finance

I originally published this letter to The Honourable Charles Sousa, Ontario’s Minister of Finance, on July 23, 2013. A few days ago, I received the Minister of Finance’s response and have amended the post to include the minister’s letter (and my brief analysis). 

July 17, 2013

The Honourable Charles Sousa
Minister of Finance
c/o Advisory Services and Program Policy Branch
33 King Street West
3rd Floor
Oshawa, Ontario
L1H 8H5

Dear Minister Sousa:

My name is Ben Johnson and in what little spare time I still have, I write about beer, alcohol, and food for a handful of Toronto-based websites. As you might imagine, during my frequent research and discussions dealing with the subject of alcohol consumption in Ontario, the topic of the LCBO and the prospect of privatization—or any other notable change to our retail alcohol system—arises with some frequency.

I write today because I know that you recently indicated that you wouldn’t rule out the idea of selling the LCBO. Specifically, according to a June 26, 2013 Canadian Press article, you commented:

It’s prudent for us to always view opportunities should they be of net benefit to the province [. . .]. We’ll look at what’s going to be in the best interests to the people of Ontario and to the province.

And while I can appreciate that this comment essentially just means you’re keeping your options open, I’m wondering if there are any actual future plans to “view opportunities.” Continue reading “UPDATE: Please revisit the issue of retail alcohol sales: An open letter to Ontario’s Minister of Finance”

The best beer I’ve ever had: Jeff Broeders

Recently, I shared an occasion that had me considering the emotional connection one can have with a beer-drinking experience when I wrote “The best beer I’ve ever had.” I put the call out to other beer folks and asked them to detail their “best beer” experiences for me for a series aptly titled, The best beer I’ve ever had.

For this entry, Jeff Broeders, Niagara College Brewmaster and Brewery Management Program graduate and head brewer at The Indie Alehouse, talks about his best beer experience.

(A few things should probably be noted here: First, Jeff was hesitant to nail down a best beer and emphasized repeatedly this was a best beer “experience,” second, the post below is the result of a conversation that was transcribed from a shitty recorder and recalled from an evening of more than one beverage at Jeff’s place of employment.) 

I don’t really have a “best beer I’ve ever had,” I have a lot of great experiences. For me, really any time that I can go to a brewery and chat with a brewer, that’s a great beer experience.

I mean you can’t beat that. When you go taste a beer and talk about the process, that’s the best possible beer experience, you know? Chatting with the brewmaster who made the beer, drinking it out of the tank, having them explain where it is in the process, what it really is that you’re drinking and what they plan on doing with it. That for me is the ultimate beer experience.

Honestly, that’s why I like to think I made the best decision of my life three years ago getting into this business. For me, being able to sit and talk about a beer is priceless. When you sit with someone who knows beer, the beer’s always going to taste better.

But if I had to pick a single moment, I definitely had a moment with the Monk’s Cafe Sour Ale.

That small bottle was my introduction to sours, and I love sour beer.

It was just around the time I got into craft beer, and I was in Buffalo at Premier Gourmet and I just happened to buy it. It was one of the few microbrews I bought while was there and when I drank it, I was like, “Holy shit.”

Sour beer just doesn’t taste like normal beer and it opened my eyes in terms of how complex a beer can be.

That beer cost me $400–because I went back about a month later and bought every single sour beer that Premier Gourmet had.

$400.

I love sour beer.

Where to brew your own beer in Toronto

An edited version of this post appeared on blogTO’s “grocery store” section back on June 18, 2013, but because I’m not sure anyone has ever read blogTO’s grocery store section (I didn’t even know it existed), and because it means I can simply copy and paste to plop some content on my blog this week, I’ve opted to repost it here. Lazy!
What are your thoughts on “you brew” facilities like Fermentations?

Fermentations Toronto

In the argument about micro- vs. macro-brewers and the conversation about who brews the best beer locally, we tend to forget that there is another option when it comes to beer drinking, namely, making it yourself. But when few have the time, inclination, space, or knowledge to set up their own homebrewing operations, are there any commercial places in Toronto one can go to brew a batch of beer themselves?

Well yes, as it turns out–but just one. Continue reading “Where to brew your own beer in Toronto”