The rise, fall, and sale of Side Launch Brewery

*UPDATED 11:40am October 20: Details provided by Equals*

Side Launch Brewery has been sold to Equals Brewing Company.

Nothing has been announced yet, but I have heard from enough sources with enough insight into the company that I feel comfortable posting this. I will of course update this post when it inevitably creates a need for a press release. *UPDATE: Equals brewing has confirmed the purchase of Side Launch. Full statement from Justin McEllar, the President of Equals, has been added to the end of this post.*

Equals, for the uninitiated, is a contract and co-packing business right here in London Ontario. They likely already brew a handful of your favourite contract beers, including Triple Bogey, and they have become a go-to spot for local breweries that need occasional help with capacity. They also offer private label brewing and have a couple of their own brands, including Shake Lager, and the downright excellent Bangarang hard seltzer (Seriously, it’s really good).

Side Launch, as most will know, is a once-great brewery in Collingwood that has continued to make head-scratching decision after head-scratching decision as the board that runs the company tries to maximize profits and, in recent years, clearly position the place for a sale.

The company came out of the gates strong with a winning formula. They built a state of the art brewery on 15 acres of land near Blue Mountain in Collingwood and launched it leveraging the recipes and expertise of veteran brewer, Michael Hancock. They introduced Side Launch Dark Lager (which was previously Denison’s Dunkel under Hancock’s former brewery), Side Launch Wheat (previously Denison’s Weissbier), and Side Launch Pale Ale, because in 2014 it was actually illegal in Ontario to open a brewery without a beer that “marries the best of traditional English and modern American pale ale styles.”

And they launched these beers using distinct and interesting branding: a bold sideways ship emblazoned on each can, with styles differentiated by the colour of said can. To run the place, they appointed Garnet Pratt Siddall as President and CEO. Pratt Sidall brought experience in corporate finance and mergers and acquisitions to Side Launch.

In a short time, Side Launch established itself as a winner.

In 2016 Robin LeBlanc and Jordan St. John, the co-authors of The Ontario Craft Beer Guide, named Side Launch Brewing Company the Top Brewery in Ontario in their first edition of that guide. Later that same year, the company was named Canadian Brewery of the Year at the Canadian Brewing Awards. In 2017, Pratt Siddall was was elected by her peers to serve as chair of the board of directors for the Ontario Craft Brewers (OCB) association, the first woman to hold that position, and she helped champion that organization’s Women in Craft Brewing Education Scholarship.

Not surprisingly, the beers brewed under Hancock’s direction were stellar and enjoyed not only commercial success but plenty of awards recognition and rabid acclaim among the province’s beer critics (i.e. bloggers and nerds loved that shit).

In a 2016 press release about being named 2016 Canadian Brewery of The Year, Chuck Galea, VP of Sales and Marketing for Side Launch, noted: “Winning all of this hardware and being recognized as the top brewery in our province has everything to do with the beer that our Head Brewer, Michael Hancock, makes. In addition, we have an amazing crew and are very proud of what we have accomplished.”

And then it all slowly started getting shitty.

Shortly after being named to the role of OCB president, Pratt Siddall was terminated by Side Launch, over what a source at that time told me were “fundamental disagreements over how to run the business.”

Variations and extensions to the core lineup started showing up with more and more frequency and, with each iteration, the company got a little further from what I always deemed a winning brand strategy. The core lineup and various new offshoots underwent so many brand makeovers that I assume someone on Side Launch’s board of directors had a nephew in graphic design school who needed a real-world case study for his final project.

(I hope nephew Kevin failed his course because now every can of beer from the company looks unrelated to both Side Launch and the other beers in the lineup.)

And then most notably, Michael Hancock, upon whose 40 years of brewing experience the company was arguably built, was unceremoniously squeezed out of the organization, first restructured as “brewer emeritus,” and then parting ways entirely. It is also rumoured that much of the talented brewing team Hancock assembled was shown the door, too. The Head Brewer and “amazing crew” to whom Galea attributed their success in 2016 were gone.

(Hancock talked a little about the situation on a 2020 episode of my podcast, but he stopped short of outright criticism of the company because a) he’s a classy dude, b) he still cares about the place he helped build, and c) I get the sense he has signed an NDA.)

On top of these head-scratching decisions, the company seems in recent years to have taken a rather ADHD approach to their go-to market efforts, chasing trends without seeming to invest in any kind of long-term strategy, presumably trying to find a niche that makes them attractive to some buyer. Any buyer. Please fucking buy us.

And so while this sale won’t come as a shock to even casual observers of Ontario’s craft beer scene, many of whom seem to have already written the company off, it is curious to me that a company that was built presumably to be as profitable as possible appears to have actually made decision after decision to weaken the value of the brand. They essentially dumped all the elements that endeared the brand to consumers, and then ultimately sold the company at a time when valuation for breweries is extremely low–there are many breweries publicly for sale in Ontario and a plethora more privately looking to cash out. This is far from a brewery sellers’ market.

If there’s any lessen to be learned here, it is perhaps that running a brewery with the main intention to maximize profits can have precisely the opposite effect. If the passion for beer ain’t there anymore, we can smell that shit a mile away.

This is of course not a great thing for people who work in beer. The long, shitty saga of Side Launch’s demise has meant many good and talented people have been marginalized, squeezed out, and/or lost their jobs in the pursuit of profit. Presumably this sale means more job losses.

*UPDATE from Justin McKellar, President of Equals Brewery 11:40am Oct 20: “There is no plan to close down the Collingwood location. We love the Collingwood community and look to re-establish the connection with the people here. We are already in discussion with the town to increase the capacity in the taproom from 56 to 150 to accommodate larger groups and events.”*

According to my sources, the brewery was sold “for parts” and I have heard there is a plan to bring tanks and brewing equipment here to London to reimagine Side Launch as a brew pub. One account has it there were already trucks on site yesterday dismantling the place.

I don’t yet know the validity of these claims (my email to Equals has thus far gone unanswered) but if any of this is true, the future of the rented space at 200 Mountain Road seems dubious and that is sad for brewery employees and for Collingwood.

But if there is a silver lining, this could ultimately be a good thing for consumers.

Whatever your feelings about contract brewing might be, Equals makes beer well. I know brewers that have used their services to handle volume challenges, and by all accounts the company is attentive to detail and dedicated to quality. If Equals recognizes what made the Side Launch brand work in the first place (read: Hancock’s recipes) and is committed to making them well, consumers will still get, at the very least, world class beer. One has to assume that Equals bought the company at least in part because it comes with five LCBO SKUs and it is not unreasonable to assume they might keep those SKUs by leveraging the world class recipes they also purchased. And hopefully they fire Kevin and get him back to reimagining classic movie posters in an art deco style for his Pinterest page.

Also, perhaps somewhat selfishly, I am excited about the potential for a well-run brew pub in London. Long known as Labatt’s town, this city has a honest-to-goodness craft beer scene now – we have Anderson Craft Ales, Beerlab!, Curley Brewing Company, Dundas and Sons, Forked River Brewing, London Brewing, Powerhouse Brewing, Storm Stayed Brewing, and Toboggan Brewery and we also have a legit contender for the best beer bar in Ontario in Pub Milos — but we don’t really have a brew pub (apologies to Toboggan, but with its massive size, macro beers on tap, and event-space business model, in my opinion, it just doesn’t feel like a proper brew pub).

Time will tell what Equals can do with this purchase, but at the very least, I hope Side Launch Wheat is kept alive and kept true to Hancock’s recipe. It would be an absolute travesty to buy the company and not continue the saga of that wheat beer. First poured at Growler’s Pub, Crazy Louie’s Brasserie, and Conchy Joe’s — the three bars that made up Denison’s Brew Pub, the beer has been around since 1990. It was actually one of the first beers brewed at Mill Street Brewery in the Distillery District when that company’s founders let Hancock use their facilities, then it was brewed at Etobicoke’s Black Oak Brewery. In 2008 Hancock commenced brewing his Weissbier at Cool Brewery, then in 2009 he took his operations for some time to the Amsterdam Brewery that used to be at the foot of Bathurst Street in Toronto.

The beer has staying power, and I hope it can survive this change, too.


If you’re from Equals and still reading this, please consider this personal request: Get Mountain Lager back in the LCBO. It’s an absolute travesty this beer is only available at the brewery now and Northbound Light Lager, the beer that took its place as a “core brand,” is hot garbage. Thank you.

UPDATE from Justin McKellar, President of Equals, 11:40am Oct 20:

I know they haven’t been highly regarded in your past musings, but we believe in the potential of the brand and the potential of the taproom. We had a team event (Equals senior leadership and full Side Launch team) in Collingwood yesterday and after tasting the portfolio again in that fantastic setting and seeing the energy of the team, it only solidified my belief in the value of this acquisition for our organization. 

I had a dinner and beers with Michael Hancock Tuesday night just as the deal was closing, to pay respect to the foundation he laid for the brand, and I can confirm there will be no plans to change the Wheat or Mountain recipes! A lot can be written about the story of Side Launch to now, but we are excited to focus on the next chapter. 

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Why does the beer at London’s city owned golf courses have to suck?


For a few reasons, I’m not really a golfer. First and foremost, I’m not good at it. Secondly, I actually like spending time with my family and so the prospect of eating up multiple hours of a weekend being frustrated on a golf course is far less appealing to me than being with my wife and son on one of the two days a week I get to spend with them. Thirdly, there’s a nagging tree-hugging snowflake part of me that can’t help thinking there are better uses for picturesque wide open spaces than charging people in silly pants to chase a little ball around them.

Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, while I could probably occasionally overlook all of the above and go golfing simply to enjoy being outdoors with friends drinking good beer, it’s almost never the case that I get to do that. Because the beer at most golf courses, of course, sucks. It is almost always the usual gamut of industrial lagers and, frankly, it doesn’t much matter to many people who are out golfing because it’s hot out and it’s the weekend someone just drove a little car full of beer right up to me and my buddies so I’ll take two of whatever the heck you’ve got on ice.

I get it. Beer at golf courses sucks because it doesn’t really have to be good. The owners of golf courses, much like most bar and restaurant owners, are very likely to simply go with the brewing company that offers them the best deal and thus pour whatever lowest-common-denominator cold shit keeps the throngs of sweaty, sunburned linksmen happily whacking away at their balls.

But to my mind, it doesn’t have to be that way. It’s 2019 and it should be a given that people in this province like golf. We have a whopping 811 golf courses in this province. It is also an increasingly obvious fact that Ontarians have developed a taste for locally-made craft beer. Depending on who you ask, the market share for craft beer is at about 8% and it is growing every day. Surely between theses two demographics there is some overlap. So who wouldn’t be able to see an obvious opportunity for appealing to both of those markets and supporting local business by opting to provide some craft beer to golfers?

Well, certainly not the City of London, Ontario. Continue reading “Why does the beer at London’s city owned golf courses have to suck?”

Mind the Gap Mondays at The Morrissey House

The Morrissey House, on Dundas Street in downtown London, is a decidedly decent place to drink. It’s a cozy, multi-room spot in a one of the classic two-storey yellow brick victorian homes for which this area is known. It has that familiar, mismatched-furniture, just-slightly-dingy vibe of a no-nonsense pub. There’s rib-sticking fare on the menu, they host things like trivia nights—it feels like a lot of other pubs you’ve visited. Except in London, it’s not really like those other pubs. That’s because, in 2014, owner Mark Serré stopped buying any draught from The Beer Store and now deals directly with local brewers. So unlike that place you’re nostalgic for from your time at University, The Mo, as its known to some who frequent it, forgoes the ubiquitous shitty lineup of Stella, Coors, and Rickards and instead boasts 18 draught options from Ontario’s craft breweries.

There is also increasing evidence that, in addition to being a quite decent place to drink, it’s run by decent people. Case in point, the Mo’s new “Mind the Gap” Mondays promotion.

On January 6th, in a blog post on The Moirrssey’s website, Serré announced that Mondays would henceforth be dedicated to bringing awareness to the gender pay equity gap in Canada. His concept is pretty simply: Because women are paid, on average, 13% less than men in this country, any woman visiting The Morrissey House on Mondays will enjoy a 13% discount on her lunch or dinner. Continue reading “Mind the Gap Mondays at The Morrissey House”

Silver Stacks Brewery and new adventure park announced for East London development

London’s east end is having something of a moment.

No longer associated derogatorily with being East of Adelaide (or EOA if you’re in the know) the east end is now home to what is arguably becoming London’s most vibrant neighbourhood, the Old East Village (aka OEV if you’re into the whole acronym thing).

An area that’s—let’s be honest—still a bit sketchy in some places, OEV is a pocket of affordable real estate that has, as of late, become something of a hot bed for interesting and independent  entrepreneurs (if you’re a Toronto reader, think The Junction, just with out all the stuff yet).

Aided by awesome spots for a coffee like 10Eighteen Coffee Bar (because everything starts with coffee), a seriously decent cheese store in All ‘Bout Cheese, and the mandatory weekly Farmer’s Market at the Western Fair Grounds, OEV is threatening to become an honest-to-goodness hipster hotspot. There’s even Urban Oven, a place to get gluten free bread to make your own bread at home, and the obligatory over-priced clothing store tucked in among a few vintage shops.

Perhaps not surprisingly, the area also has beer. Continue reading “Silver Stacks Brewery and new adventure park announced for East London development”

Anderson Craft Ales delivering good things in small packages

I love beer in 355mL cans.

Unfortunately, here in Ontario, the government-run LCBO (one of only a few places brewers can actually sell beer) prefers to stock 473mL beer cans. Additionally, given that 473mL cans cost about as much as 355mL cans, economies of scale mean that it’s more cost effective to sell beer in tall boys (i.e. you can buy less of them to package more of your beer). What this means is that the smaller 355mL format is fairly unpopular among craft brewers in the province.

This scarcity, paired with some nostalgia for the days before I drank good beer, is probably what drives my love for the little guys but, whatever the reason, I’ve been waiting patiently for a local craft brewer to put a good beer in the coveted wee cans.

That day has arrived.

And, as luck would have it, the brewery that opted to do so has just opened roughly five minutes from my house.

London, Ontario’s Anderson Craft Ales officially opened their doors on August 6th 2016. Continue reading “Anderson Craft Ales delivering good things in small packages”

Toboggan Brewing Co: Mr. Smith’s Interesting Experiment

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If you spent any of your twenties (or earlier) in the city of London, Ontario, it’s pretty likely that you had at least an evening or two at Jim Bob Ray’s, a bar that has long been a staple of The Forest City’s student nightlife scene.

Indeed, if you went to the University of Western Ontario (I will not indulge my alma mater’s rebrand as *shudder* “Western”), your feelings about Jim Bob’s arguably shaped your approach to London’s nightlife. It was either “We’re going to fucking Jim Bob’s?” *groan* or “We’re going to fucking Jim Bob’s!” *fist pump, shotgun a beer*

Now, however, regardless of how you may feel about the (in)famous spot at 585 Richmond Street, the days of Jim Bob’s reputation as the quintessential London university drinking experience are numbered: Very soon the place will cease being “Jim Bob Ray’s” and will become Toboggan Brewing Co.

Opened in October of 1993 by Mike Smith, a longtime veteran of London’s bar and restaurant scene,  Jim Bob’s has actually already begun its slow makeover to a craft brew pub. Full disclosure: Mr. Smith is a longtime friend of my family’s. Mike spent Christmas eves at my house when I was a kid, my dad actually “worked” at an establishment he owns as something of a post-retirement lark, and a picture of me at age 12 is even hanging among the many that adorn the walls of one of his bars, the London institution, Joe Kool’s.

Personal connection aside, I find Smith’s plan to turn Jim Bob’s into a brewery fascinating for a number of reasons; not the least of which is that I think the success or failure of the move will serve as a perfect litmus test for the current state of Ontario’s craft beer scene. Continue reading “Toboggan Brewing Co: Mr. Smith’s Interesting Experiment”

Forked River Brewing Company: So how’s the beer?

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Last weekend I made the pilgrimage back to my hometown of London Ontario for the obligatory feasting we all indulge in for the simple reason that the weekend marks the return of everyone’s favourite Jewish zombie carpenter.

And while I was excited to get together with old friends and family and to eat ham in honour of JC’s big comeback, I was also excited to try some new beer, namely that brewed by London’s first craft brewery to appear in as long as I have been alive, Forked River Brewing. Continue reading “Forked River Brewing Company: So how’s the beer?”

London is Getting a Microbrewery

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I resisted the urge to add an exclamation point to the title of this post; however, I can’t help but hum the tune to “Hallelujah” when I type the words.

You see, I’m from London and lived there for roughly 85% of my life and while London has always had a lot to offer, craft beer has not been one of those things.

Now, with the arrival of Forked River Brewing Company, that will change.

The recently announced craft brewery is the brainchild of David Reed, Andrew Peters, and Steve Nazarian–all London residents and University of Western Ontario graduates (Go Mustangs!). Reed is an engineer who worked a few years running an engineering department at a beverage R&D firm and has been brewing for ten years; Nazarian worked in the biotechnology sector, working in pharmaceutical manufacturing, drug safety testing, and quality control before getting the homebrewing bug in 2004; and Peters is also a microbiologist who got involved with homebrewing clubs in Ottawa and Toronto. Continue reading “London is Getting a Microbrewery”